Claude gave you 1,000 lines of code.
990 work. 10 are hallucinated garbage.
"Fix this" → "Still broken" → "Fix this" → "Still broken" → Repeat until your free tier runs out.
The AI wrote 47 components. None of them talk to each other. Your state management is a fever dream.
Your investor pitch is tomorrow. Your app is 80% vibes, 20% functionality. The login page crashes.
Are you a Vibe Coder or a Shipper?
We're the humans in the loop.
We take the AI-spaghetti and turn it into a Production-Ready meal.
You're the visionary. The race car driver. The one with the big idea and the AI co-pilot.
We're the pit crew. We change the tires, fix the engine, and get you back on the track — fast.
From prompt to production in 4 steps. We work directly in your GitHub repo.
Pick your tier from the Bounty Board. Pay securely through Stripe. No subscriptions, no retainers — just credits.
Invite us to your GitHub repo. That's where we work — your codebase, your environment, your deployment pipeline.
We audit the code, debug the hallucinations, refactor the spaghetti, and submit clean Pull Requests you can review.
Merge the PR. Deploy to production. Demo Day™ is saved. Your app works. You're a shipper now.
We use GitHub as our shared workspace. Pull Requests, code reviews, issue tracking — all in your repo.
YOUR REPO → OUR FIX → YOUR MERGE → PRODUCTION
No hourly rates. No retainers. Just results. $200 per credit.
Single bug fix or small feature
Full feature completion
Full app rescue & ship
Are You A Vibe Coder? Take the test. Find out your score.
3 questions. No wrong answers. Just vibes.
"I thought I was a developer. Then the API keys stopped working. Are You A Vibe Coder turned my hallucination into a business."
— Founder, Local SA Startup 🌮
"My Stripe integration was sending test payments to a sandbox from 2019. The Closer fixed it, shipped it, and I got my first real customer the same day."
— Solo Founder, SA SaaS Company
"The AI wrote me 47 components in one afternoon. Not one of them rendered. The Closer refactored the whole thing overnight. Demo Day was a hit."
— CTO, 210 Tech Collective
(v.1.0.2 — PATCHED)
1. THE "VIBE" CLAUSE
By using this site, you admit that at least 30% of your codebase was written by an entity that does not have a physical body, a social security number, or a basic understanding of how your specific API keys work. You are a Vibe Coder, and that's okay. Recognition is the first step toward shipping.
2. THE HALLUCINATION DISCLAIMER
The "AI Closer" (hereafter referred to as "The Fixer") is not responsible for any emotional trauma caused by your LLM telling you that var magic = true is a valid way to bypass a database login. We fix the code; we do not provide therapy for the "AI Loop of Death."
3. THE "SPAGHETTI" PROTOCOL
If your code is so tangled that even the AI has started apologizing to you, you are strictly prohibited from selecting "The Quick Fix." You are in "Finisher" territory now. Please respect the pasta.
4. CREDIT POLICY (NO REFUNDS FOR "GHOST" BUGS)
Credits are digital tokens of freedom. Once a Bounty is claimed and the code is "shipped," the "Vibe" has officially been converted into "Production Value." We don't charge for hours; we charge for Results. If the bot broke it, we fix it. If you broke it while trying to fix what the bot broke... we still fix it (but we might send a "stare" GIF).
5. THE SAN ANTONIO "TACO" AMENDMENT
While we operate on a digital credit system, we reserve the right to accept high-quality breakfast tacos as a form of "Priority Support" (Local SA customers only). This does not guarantee faster code, but it does guarantee a much happier developer.
6. JURISDICTION
Any disputes shall be settled via a 1v1 match in Unreal Tournament or a civilized discussion over coffee at a local San Antonio tech meetup.